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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!"
I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this
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"This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?"
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not
very good at it.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: "This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?"
Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your cat dance with you on its hind legs.
You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it as well.
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