Spring Chicken or Well Hung Cock?

So what do you wanna be – a Spring Chicken or a Well Hung Cock?

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I may not be a spring chicken

Yes, I know, all guys want to be both.

However, when guys get over a certain age – I dunno what age that is exactly – someone will say “you’re no spring chicken”!

Well I’m a fan of the old one liners that answers these stock phrases, so I always say that “at least I’m a well hung cock”!

Having said that you have to be careful.

So, for example, whenever someone said “pardon?” to me, I used to say “sorry I didn’t hear you belch!”.

That was all well and good until I was telling a joke to someone who was drunk.

When he came out with the question “pardon” and he heard my “sorry I didn’t hear you belch!” response he said “I didn’t – I farted!”.

‘Nuff said methinks…

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