Buddha vs AskTheAnus

Buddha has some wise words as does AskTheAnus…

Buddha and AskTheAnus wise words

Wise words from the Buddha and AskTheAnus

Buddha’s sayings, in my opinion, should not be criticised as there is enough harm in the world as all the egos continue to compete with one another.

And his rules ain’t bad but I think there are other “eternal rules” that are just as true.

Take these for example:

  • Some people tell others that they are talking Bullshit, but most of these people have never seen any so how do they know it is Bullshit?.

  • You shouldn’t waste your time trying to drown a fish.

  • The next sentence is the truth. The preceding sentence was a lie.

  • Like a politician, I once thought I was wrong but I was mistaken.

  • I’m not stupid but the fruit shampoo does’t taste as good as it smells.

  • I’ve just realised that the rain’s wet.

  • They’ve removed the word “gullible” from the dictionary.

  • How do stupid people know how to work smart phones?

  • When someone tells you to take your time hurrying up.

  • If you are told don’t try this at home where are you meant to try it?

  • I can’t find the word camouflage in the dictionary.

  • You can’t always trust what you read on the internet – William Shakespeare.

  • There can only be one monopolies commission.

  • You can’t have a life sized map of the world.

  • I’m like a politician you can always trust that I’ll lie.

  • You’ve reached the end of the internet.

  • It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

  • I’m sorry but I never apologize.

  • You can always put it off to tomorrow as tomorrow never comes.

  • Apparently, over 96% of statistics are made up.

  • I forgot what a wise man told me to listen to.

  • To win you’ve got to come first.

  • I’m successful at being unsuccessful – does that make me a success?

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