Crap O’Clock is when you have that Monday morning feeling.
It’s Monday and Crap O’Clock
Crap O’clock – thats the time when the weekend’s nearly over and there’s Monday morning at to look forward to…
To the folks who have been a valiant weekend warrior who now have to go and be a wage slave, not that you need reminding, this is dedicated to you…
I dunno about you, but the Monday blues tend to kick in around 4o’clock on Sunday Afternoon and it as wanted as an empty toilet roll after a sharking session.
But does it have to be this way, I mean there must be a better way or other “profession”.
Be A Ch Bum
But are there any other options, as a being beach bum ain’t no good in the winter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah we all know about getting a passive income, that’s “income resulting from cash flow received on a regular basis, requiring minimal to no effort by the recipient to maintain it.” according to Wikipedia.
And that’s not without pitfalls even if you have some sponduliks in a bank like mine!
Well you could hook up with someone who ain’t short of a buck or three but that has it’s pitfalls – just ask Stormy Daniels. Actually, on second thoughts, DON’T ask Stormy Daniels!
So, the best advice I can give is that I don’t have any – this means that no financial watchdog can come after me for offering advice!
Therefore, if you don’t have enough cash, you are condemned to taking orders from someone – who are in turn taking orders from someone else (a definition of a vicious circle) – or you actually have a job that you actually enjoy!
If you’ve managed to do this then you can claim to have a life but you’ll never know what it’s like to be a weekend warrior!
PS Wanna wind your colleagues up?
When wishing them a nice weekend just add “it’ll soon be Monday” – works every time…