Butts flying tips for REALLY annoying people on a Plane or don’t fly/try this at all.

What not to do when flying

Butts flying tips on how to on how to really irritate others when flying.

What with the summer vacation season fast approaching, here they are:

At the Airport

• Before checking in your baggage, make sure that it’s just over the baggage allowance so that you have to open the case and remove some items and hold everyone up.

• Always keep a bit of metal on you when you go through the metal detector which means you have to go through again and again, hold people up.

• Oh and if you have an iPad, always keep it with other items when it goes through the scanner.

• At Duty Free, go to the perfume sections and spray yourself with each of the free samples and then don’t buy anything.

Before Take Off

• After finding your seat, stand in the aisle and block other folks coming through

• Hog the overhead lockers with bags and pieces of clothing

• Ignore the safety instructions

• Take your socks off

During The Fight

• Start and keep on talking – the more the better

• Break an SBD – a Silent But Deadly

• Start drinking heavily

• When eating Munch and Crunch LOUDLY

• After relieving yourself, make certain you leave the restroom a mess

• When returning, put your seat back as far as it will go

• Then fall deeply asleep snoring loudly

• Then upon waking up, start listening to music loudly

• Using the beat of the music, kick the seat in front

After Landing

• After the plane has touched down, stand up

• When leaving the plane, take your time collecting emptying the overhead locker

• Give people the incorrect carousel number for their luggage so they go to the wrong one

Job Done!

Or can you think of any?