Sharketing is the “art” of doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy sh*t – perhaps “art” should be spelt with a silent “F”.
I know there are other meanings banging on about marketing but my definition is the one that does for me.
I dunno who came up with this definition and as for finding out why, well I don’t really want to go there.
Just a word of warning here – don’t forget to turn the camera and microphone off and for your sake don’t bring in a Google Home or Amazon Echo into the John.
As mentioned in the Google Home or Amazon Echo post, no-one really knows what these devices can or will do in the future but hey, better to be on the safe side eh.
I guess we must be thankful that social media can’t add smells – yet.
Actually I could be missing a trick here.
What if you run out of paper at a critical time?
After all, it’s happened to all of us admit it.
Well here’s the solution.
You could order some more and get it delivered and this is where the Amazon Drone could come in handy as you could tell it to hover outside the window for you to collect.
A bonus point for Amazon here although I don’t think Amazon has this in mind when developing their drone technology.
Actually, Amazon could have a special fleet of emergency toilet roll delivery drones!
I mean they could have their own branding – how about Amazoshit? Or has any one got a better idea for this brand?
So, in summing up, if you know anyone who does this, then give them the I love Sharketing T-Shirt.